Thursday, June 4, 2009

Look out ladies

Milo, aka Lil' Romeo, has been unleashed on the female population of New Orleans.

First there was this:

(This is Milo kissing his second cousin Juliana ("Colombian-style," says Jorge. Keeping it in the family, you know.))

Then today we took Milo to a concert downtown. As usual, he had fun pushing his stroller around, flirting with the ladies, and shaking his little booty to the music. Then he met a little girl a couple months younger than her. He showed a lot of interest, but that is typical - Milo loves other kids, and he tends to show his affection gregariously and physically. This normally makes the other kid get scared and cry.

But Milo really liked this particular girl. After the usual shoulder nudges and head pats, he started walking behind her, and I swear, I am not making this up - he stretched out his little arms and felt up her butt. Then he went in for a hug. The girl started to wise up and tried to hide behind her mother's legs, but Milo was too quick for her. He followed right after her, and then planted a big old open-mouthed kiss right on her mouth!

Kind of embarassing for me, actually. I mean, I didn't think I would have to make the "I'm sorry my son molested your daughter" apology for many more years. I guess I better start practicing that speech. Or locking the dang kid up, one or the other.


Joan said...

Practice makes perfect!

Miriam said...

Just like his daddy. At least it was his second cousin. That's legal here.

Tina said...

Molesting other children...ahh...I love it!

Amy said...

Hmmm, Jorge what are you teaching Milo??